FIVE REASONS TO BELIEVE COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
FIVE REASONS TO BELIEVE COMPUTERS ARE MALE:
1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
3. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
This is the screenshot of the Great Revolution Lifestyle Blogger Template.
People like to bookmark your blog posts to different social bookmarking sites if they find something interesting content and find the easy bookmarking widget installed in your blog.None of your readers will visit digg or reddit to bookmark your blog there.They will bookmark only when they find social bookmarking widget installed in your blog post footer or other easy place.They will be more interested if they find something interesting with the social bookmarking widget.
To customize your inbox, go to the Themes tab under Settings.Then choose your favorite then apply that theme for your gmail inbox.once you apply your favorite theme you can again chance it and can restore your theme to default.
“1-Tweet Promo”: When an advertiser purchases a Twitter users background for ad placement through Twittad, they will be allowed 1 Tweet message to announce the purchase. This is a pre-formed Tweet from Twittad that we send using the seller’s Twitter credentials. The Tweet will look like this:
“Hey! My background is Sponsored is Apple. Check out http://www.apple.com"
This 1 Tweet promo is exactly that, only one message is sent after the ad has been placed by the Twitter user, and no further messages are sent after that.
So if you want to make money online with twittad then sign up to twittad now.
Voice and Video chat is the recently added Feature in Gmail.You must have the browsers installed in your System that could support new version of Gmail to access this service.Some examples of these types of browsers are FF 2.0+, IE 6.0+, Safari 3.0+, and Google Chrome.
NiceTitle is a relatively simple script that creates a div-container that pops up when a link (with the title attribute is hovered. This script shows the title of the link plus the URL links redirect to when the links are hovered.<script type="text/javascript" src="nicetitle.js"></script>4. Next step is you should add style to this Script.For that Add the following block of codes just above ]]</b:skin> in your Template.
div.nicetitle {After you complete the above steps Save your Template and don't forget to use Title in your Links.If you have any questions then simply tell us about it either by Commenting or Contacting us.
background-color: #A38531;
color: #fff;
font: bold 13px "Trebuchet MS", Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;
padding: 4px;
position: absolute; top: 0; left: 0;
text-align: left;
width: 25em;
z-index: 20;
}
div.nicetitle p {
margin: 0;
padding: 0 3px;
}
div.nicetitle p.destination {
font-size: 9px;
padding-top: 3px;
text-align: left;
}
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To customize Top Menu , find the following code and edit with your own link.<div id='NavbarMenuleft'>Sub Menu Configuration
<ul id='nav'>
<li><a expr:href='data:blog.homepageUrl'>Home</a></li>
<li>
<a href='#'>Sample Page</a>
<ul>
<li>
<a href='#'>Sub Page #1</a>
<ul>
<li><a href='#'>Sub Sub Page #1</a></li>
<li><a href='#'>Sub Sub Page #2</a></li>
<li><a href='#'>Sub Sub Page #3</a></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><a href='#'>Sub Page #2</a></li>
<li><a href='#'>Sub Page #3</a></li>
<li><a href='#'>Sub Page #4</a></li>
<li><a href='#'>Sub Page #5</a></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><a href='#'>Sample Post</a></li>
<li><a href='#'>Blog Page</a></li>
</ul>
</div>
To customize Top Menu , find the following code and edit with your own link.But if you are a Google Adsense user then i suggest you to use long Link unit here.<div id='subnavbar'>
<ul id='subnav'>
<li>
<a href='#'>Community Events</a>
<ul>
<li>
<a href='#'>Sub Category #1</a>
<ul>
<li>
<a href='#'>Sub Sub Category #1</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href='#'>Sub Sub Category #2</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href='#'>Sub Sub Category #3</a>
</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>
<a href='#'>Sub Category #2</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href='#'>Sub Category #3</a>
</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>
<a href='#'>Conferences</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href='#'>Get Connected</a>
</li>
</ul>
</div>
This template is inspired from Revolution Crunch Wordpress theme.I selected this theme to use in my blog because it is adsense friendly.It means i have discovered 4 best places to show your adsense ad that is in the right header , Submenu, Sidebar and between the posts or between post and comment block.It means that it will surely help me earn more revenue through Google adsense.It has also got cool CSS Menu and good looking comment area.
This morning I got an Email from Blogrush after a couple of Months and I came to know that our famous traffic maker service Blogrush is going to shut Down.I felt sad to read about it.Blogrush used to be a good Traffic maker for my blog once but after I started using Entrecard I stopped using Blogrush and pay my more attention to Entrecard.
Today while I visited John chow blog after a week I found a useful post on making real Money Online with Motive Network advent 2.0.I found a useful post in Johnchow after a week so I blogged about the title Making Money with Motive network Advent 2.0.
This morning I got an Email from Izea.The email was about announcement of the winners of Blogger choice awards 2008.So I visited the Link at Blogger's choice awards winners 2008 and see all the award winning Blog but I didn't find my blog anywhere,So sad.Anyway your blog may be in the award winners list if you have participated to Blogger's choice awards so see Blogger's choice awards winners 2008 Today.
This is the second contest organized by Bloganol.In the previous contest we got total 52 participants.In this contest we are hoping to get more contestants because we are trying to make it bigger than previous.
<a href="http://www.bloganol.com/2008/10/win-prizes-worth-over-100-plus-14000.html" title="Win lots of prizes at Bloganol" target="_blank">
<img src="http://entrecard.s3.amazonaws.com/eimage/87432.jpg" alt="Make lots of prizes at Bloganol" /></a>
It was not so hard to show comment numbering in Blogger.It is just like showing commentators photo inside comments in Blogger.So I have brought this hack to you.Just follow the tutorial below.
Mozilla has opened a contest named " Impact Mozilla Contest" that gives you a great chance to mark yourself on Mozilla.They're looking for innovative ways to make sure people who download Firefox become regular users.
Isn't it great?It has got many features like:It attracts more users to Comment on your blog,Makes your blog professional looking and the comments seem easy to manage.It is not so hard to perform this hack in your blog.For that you must follow the following tutorial.<script src='http://bloganolutilities.googlepages.com/blogger_comment_photos.js' type='text/javascript'/>
<script type='text/javascript'>
//<![CDATA[
addLoadEvent(function(){showCommentPhotos('commentphoto','comment-author', 1);});
//]]>
</script>
<dl id='comments-block'>
<b:loop values='data:post.comments' var='comment'>
<dt class='comment-author' expr:id='"comment-" + data:comment.id'>
<a expr:name='"comment-" + data:comment.id'/>
<b:if cond='data:comment.authorUrl'>
<a expr:href='data:comment.authorUrl' rel='nofollow'><data:comment.author/></a>
<b:else/>
<data:comment.author/>
</b:if>
<data:commentPostedByMsg/>
</dt>
<dd class='comment-body'>
<b:if cond='data:comment.isDeleted'>
<span class='deleted-comment'><data:comment.body/></span>
<b:else/>
<p><data:comment.body/></p>
</b:if>
</dd>
<dd class='comment-footer'>
<span class='comment-timestamp'>
<a expr:href='"#comment-" + data:comment.id' title='comment permalink'>
<data:comment.timestamp/>
</a>
<b:include data='comment' name='commentDeleteIcon'/>
</span>
</dd>
</b:loop>
</dl>
After you replace the code Save your the Template and see the photos of your Commentators.Enjoy.
<dl id='comments-block'>
<b:loop values='data:post.comments' var='comment'>
<dt class='comment-author' expr:id='"comment-" + data:comment.id'>
<a expr:name='"comment-" + data:comment.id'/>
<b:if cond='data:comment.authorUrl'>
<a expr:href='data:comment.authorUrl' rel='nofollow'><data:comment.author/></a>
<b:else/>
<data:comment.author/>
</b:if>
<data:commentPostedByMsg/>
</dt>
<dd class='comment-body'>
<div class='commentphoto' style='float:left;margin:5px;'/>
<b:if cond='data:comment.isDeleted'>
<span class='deleted-comment'><data:comment.body/></span>
<b:else/>
<p><data:comment.body/></p>
</b:if>
</dd>
<dd class='comment-footer'>
<span class='comment-timestamp'>
<a expr:href='"#comment-" + data:comment.id' title='comment permalink'>
<data:comment.timestamp/>
</a>
<b:include data='comment' name='commentDeleteIcon'/>
</span>
</dd>
<div style='clear:both;'/>
</b:loop>
</dl>
